Day 146 - Right, That’s It, I’ve Had Enough & Captain’s Blog

October 1, 2009 – 9:40 am

With the strong northerly wind gradually dying away and the sea flatenning off I remembered back to a few months ago when we were getting shoved around by currents in all sorts of directions and being buffetted by the wind and waves. I worked out that without any wind, current or waves we could complete this trip in around 100 days. Damn weather!!

Today we get let off the leash properly for the first time in what feels like ages. Yes there’s a cross wind, yes the waves aren’t really helping us out that much but with a decent heave on the oars we are able to make decent speeds and that is all the incentive I need. I does mean that each session at the oars feels like I’ve just completed a flat out Saturday morning training session at Molesey on the river in 20km of side by side eights work but how I feel is almost an side issue now. Put that to one side for the next 3 weeks and just push on through to the GGB. Come in Bojangles your time is up. Although I’ve got a suspision that this won’t be the last time that that phrase gets used.

Anyway, while I get back to the oars it’s over to Mick for the September Captain’s Blog.

Captain’s Blog (”Last” One): A Bridge Plenty Far Enough…

  Day 146 Rowing
Rowing Hard (Click To Enlarge)

On the last blog I finished off saying October 15th or there abouts was a talking point for finishing, providing September was good to us. Well I think we can safely rule out the 15th now, even though September has been a pretty good month but there abouts; say ‘Trafalgar Day’ (Thanks for that Tracey) a week later that might be a little more manageable.

As you’ll have seen on the chart update we’ve made great progress throughout September only being stalled in the last third by unfavourable winds obviously sent to keep us on our toes. It’s become decidedly chillier out here (phots can be deceptive) and we’ve had numerous gales to contend with from Force 10 down but even some of these have been considerate enough to come from the west and help us on our way so we can’t complain.

Most crucially and to allay any worries about our Northerly course we’ve made much needed ground North during September. If we’re to make it into San Fran’ unsupported then these (and a few more) miles north will be critical later.

We’ve also become the longest (Sea time) double male crew ever and crossed the 1000NM’s to do point. What do these things mean? Well they’re obviously positive milestones counting down our progress but in reality nothing more than that.

Tim Welford and Dom Mee who’s time at sea record we passed at 136 days are good friends of mine and I’ve never heard either of them refer to that record, primarily I think because their row across the north Pacific was ended before the San Fran’ finish they’d worked so hard for. Time at sea meant nothing to them finishing meant everything.

The 1000 miles to do point had most significance for us because that’s when the deck GPS repeater unit (The display on deck that gives us heading/course/speed etc) had a three digit display for ‘miles to do’ and we’ve been waiting this long for it to change from 999.

Of course its’ great that we finally have less than a thousand miles to do but a thousand miles (Or nearer 800 miles by the time you read this with a bit of luck) out in the North Pacific as October draws near is a dangerous place to be and we’re very much aware we’re still picnicking on the railway tracks so to speak until we get in.

I point this out not because I’m anything less than confident we can make it in but purely to keep everyone’s feet on the ground (including our own) as to what still remains to be done for this voyage to be a success. We’re now in the hardest part of the row in the harshest conditions and nothing is a ‘given.’ Please don’t fall into the trap of just assuming it’s a matter of time now, Chris and I have the hardest few weeks of our lives ahead of us to make this epic voyage the success it deserves to be.

Healthy dose of reality said though, we couldn’t be in better shape to deal with whatever comes. Bo is, as expected, a fabulous sea boat and has served us well throughout all the storms we’ve dealt with and, as we’ve demonstrated throughout the row and particularly in September, given the conditions she’ll eat up the miles.

Morale is high on board despite the exertions of the past months and only our ‘Big Hair’ is higher, more on that subject later.

Physically and mentally the trip has quite naturally taken its toll, but we both have plenty left in the tank. We’ve worked hard to get to this point and effectively we now have our ‘moon shot’ as a result, one hit at putting Bo alongside in San Francisco unsupported. I’m confident as I have been throughout this trip that we can pull it off, if for any reason we fail to do that rest assured it won’t be through lack of effort.

Neil Kent

Congratulations to Neil on coming second in the legendary Isle of Mann Manx GT Motorcycle race. As Neil mentions on the comments in September he was racing side by side with a 26 year old for the duration of a 150 mile race round country lanes and village streets at a speed averaging over 113 miles per hour. (A speed I’m only happy to achieve just before take off).

Beaten on the line by only a couple of hundredth of a second it shows there’s plenty of life in the old dog yet. It also confirms what I’ve always been worried about; that racing in your grandads braces it was only a matter of time before someones brake handle snagged them. We should all breathe a sigh of relief that you managed to unhook them just in time to let the youngster win…

Bet you thought you’d have to start side car racing to stay that close to a ‘top doer’ again mate.

Big Hair!

As we will both be seeking gainful employment upon our return to ‘normality’ and dry land, one regular topic of conversation is avenues of career change. One prospect that seems to have emerged as a result of the length of time we’ve spent at sea is that of ‘Barber Shop’ haircut photo models.

Our hair that seems to have grown in direct opposition to our weight loss is now verging on the ‘extreme’

We both have a number of ‘Blue Steel’ looks (Watch Zoolander if you don’t get that) which we intend to incorporate in our Barber Shop Photo Model Portfolio when we get back:

This one is known as my: Post Ironic Laconic Overtly Cool Kelp.

  Day 146 Mick and his hair
P.I.L.O.C.K.

This is Chris’s: Retro Angular Vectored Intuitive Neo Gothic

  Day 146 Chris and his hair
R.A.V.I.N.G.

I also have my ultimate Blue steel Big Hair phot’ but you’re just not ready to see my for that. So don’t be asking for it! Don’t you be asking to see my; Aura Reality Sympatico Empathy Shot.

Military Reflections

I was trying to think of a suitable military comparison to our final against the odds battle with the North Pacific, just to sign off in stirring fashion.

Operation Market Garden during the second world war, where when a group of English Paratroopers desperately holding on to a positon on one of the Bridges and hopelessly outnumbered were approached by a German with a white flag. He informed them that he’d come to discuss surrender terms to which the commander of the paras replied he was in no postion to take prisoners…

Then again that operation became known as a Bridge too far so that wouldn’t be appropriate. Plus ‘Airborne Bob’ and a number of other former Paratroopers who I’m happy to whisper are friends would never let me hear the end of it.

The Charge of the lightbrigade? During the Crimean war when the cream of the British Light cavalry was destroyed charging artillery positons. Or more accurately the wrong artillery positions. As the Commanding officer amazingly still alive after leading the doomed charge and his horse still intact returned to his lines, one of his men unsurprisingly horseless asked, ‘Go again sir?’

I feel somehow that one is more apt for my last trip out here and we both agree there will be no, ‘going again,’ on the Pacific.

Whatabout the Battle of Themopalai, where 300 Spartans (Plus 4,500 Greeks who seldom get a mention) fought against impossible odds to hold back the hordes of the Persian army for the duration of a bank holiday weekend? It was a possibility but we all know how that one ends…

Of course when it comes to it there can only be one military comparison appropriately enough, ‘The Battle of Trafalgar.’ Not because of the bold and courageous actions of anyone involved, be they, British, French or Spanish. Simply because when all the smoke had settled on the battle and Victors and Vanquished were counting their gains and their losses, the mighty Atlantic then rose up and effortlessly smashed the remains of both fleets inflicting I believe I’m right in saying more ship losses than the battle itself. A timely reminder that when we set forth on the ocean on any vessel ultimately the ocean calls the shots.

It only remains for me to thank everyone who’s followed the trip, covertly and overtly. We hope you’ve got one tenth of the enjoyment from it that we have without the weight loss and blisters (Except you Neil but that’s an entirely unconnected disorder…).

And Finally

We’ve had many good luck messages and if we’ve failed to respond individually we apologise but assure you every message is gratefully received and has been a big help on our voyage.

Thanks to my family who as ever, even in particularly difficult circumstances have been fabulous and Grace my patient and lovely wife. See you all soon.

Keep your fingers crossed for us in October and with a bit of luck we’ll have something to celebrate on or around Trafalgar Day in addition to our Great, great, great, great, great Grandfathers giving it to our European neighbours big time.

  Day 146 Rainbow
Say no more…

Mick

40°27′40”N 139°23′44”W
Chris & Mick travelled 34.8 miles East (heading 96.4°) on day 146
They ended 923.3 miles from San Francisco (34.8 miles closer than yesterday)
They covered miles 4124 to 4159 of the trip
Their average pace so far has been 28.5 miles/day towards San Francisco
They have 32.4 days remaining at this rate, so would arrive in San Francisco on 2 Nov 2009
Their target heading for the shortest route to San Francisco is East (heading 95.9°)
See where the boat is

  1. 26 Responses to “Day 146 - Right, That’s It, I’ve Had Enough & Captain’s Blog”

  2. Chaps, have my fingers crossed for a speedy and safe October finish. Love the crazy hair, Chris were you the hair double for Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura, pet detective?

    By Beckers on Oct 1, 2009

  3. Nice one mick, we all here back in Lagos have every confidence in you two, and if theres anybody with the abilitie to see this through then thats you two. And remember….. ” THIS IS SPARTA”

    And cut your effing hair.

    Good effort
    John

    By John Hanafin on Oct 1, 2009

  4. Mick your sense of perspective is deeply refreshing. Man you’re zen! Am glad you’ve haven’t lost sight of the fact that a lot can happen in 3 weeks. But I have every confidence that if you both keep on your toes as you have been doing you’ll make it through this ‘interesting’ finale.

    By Margaret on Oct 1, 2009

  5. Hi guys,
    Brilliant one again darling but don’t think i like the hair tho,too poofy;looks like someone put too much hair spray on your hair…lol,SEVENTIES GROOVY.
    Fingers crossed we are looking forward to seeing you guys go under that GGB soon and to have you back home again.Keep rowing,keep smiling,keep your chins up and BELIEVE!!

    By Grace Dawson on Oct 1, 2009

  6. Mick your “Big hair” picture looks like you should be on the set of Starsky and Hutch in a big woolly jumper. Chris your’s make you look like you should be in an asylumn!!

    It’s great to read the blog to each day to know that you are still en route and another few miles closer to SF, in the nicest possible way I am looking forward to the last day of the blog, when you can tell us about the thrill of rowing under the GGB!

    By Biff on Oct 1, 2009

  7. I think Mick’s sporting a great ‘Wolverine’ type look on the oars there, no knives in the knuckles luckily for Fish/Chris.

    Keep up the good work men, eyes over shoulders for fishing boats now….

    By Footballing rower from Beer on Oct 1, 2009

  8. Wolverine

    By Footballing rower from Beer on Oct 1, 2009

  9. Nah, Mick is missing teh Raban Aviators and the big 70’s Chips motorbike.

    By Laser.Beam on Oct 1, 2009

  10. Hi Fellas, Bob Acraman put me on to this site, great job, good luck and all the best, sure you’ll make it.

    By Malcolm Snook on Oct 1, 2009

  11. A Bridge Not Far

    By Typical Lightweight Matelot on Oct 1, 2009

  12. Big Hair Day! Ahoy there Capt’n and Chris! I have so enjoyed reading your daily diaries and Captain’s Logs. They are so informative that us readers/bloggers back on dry land feel we are out there with you sometimes. Wish we could help with the rowing! Your determination is admirable and what an amazing experience you have had so far and with more to come… so please keeeeeeeep well wrapped up and warm, keeeeeeeep smiling, big hair and all, keeeeeeeeep rowing and above all, keeeeeeep safe.

    By Sue from Cornwall on Oct 1, 2009

  13. “double male crew”

    Not your first time eh Mick?

    By Typical Lightweight Matelot on Oct 1, 2009

  14. Hi there you magnificent seafaring folk. Long time no speak but we’ve kept our eyes on you almost daily. Fantastic! how do you do it? Many years ago when Ann and I patrolled the banks of the Thames at Molesey in wind and downpour (fire and brimstone just around the corner we suspected) plodding bravely against the elements to watch Toby, our teenage Hampton schoolboy son and his seven slaves wrestle with outsize oars against the might of Old Man River, we thought “greater love hath no parents than this that we sacrifice our Saturday mornings in bed for the encouragement and support to the input of moral fibre to our offspring”. Then we said “Enough is enough!” Not until now do we feel humble and ashamed at our puny efforts but thankful that Toby discovered girls and has remained a landlubber ever since, as have we. Just remember lads, that when you arrive beneath the Golden Gate archway to Frisco, the biggest danger for you to confront will be to avoid the hordes of gay groupies clamouring for your bodies. And with hair like yours who could blame them! So me hearties - Well done indeed, almost there. Row Cap’n. Row Bos’un. Go for Gold Bo! Keep rollin’ - Get there safely. With love from Maurice and Ann.

    By Ann and Maurice on Oct 1, 2009

  15. Chris, that hair is outstanding! Lion-O!

    By Natalie on Oct 1, 2009

  16. Guys

    Great to see that you continue to make excellent progress. Chris, I always knew you should grow your hair but you needn’t have gone for a long row to do it - you could have just embraced it as a fashion statement! All you need to do now is top off your looks with some nice headbands - you’ll find it really keeps it out of your eyes.

    By Gav on Oct 1, 2009

  17. You two need a Radical Masculine Make Over, less you want to arrive under that GGB looking like entrants to the Carnal Nation Drag Queen Competition - I kid you not, and funnily enough it takes place in November. If there was ever a reason to get your skates on (or oars in - in your case) let this be it!

    By Dizzie Blonde on Oct 1, 2009

  18. On the other hand, if you want to enter, its $100 bucks a piece and ‘Christine’ - you stand a good chance of winning!

    By Dizzie Blonde on Oct 1, 2009

  19. A great Captain’s blog again, Mick! It is good to read that you are still so strong and determined after all this time. Love your hair, Mick! You look like James Dean or a teddy boy from the 50s, but Chris, where is your comb?

    I will now use this blog to wish one of the daily contributors, jenny b, the very best of luck in the World Championship Ironman in Hawaii next week. Let us know how it all went when you return! Maybe you could give the boys a wave as you fly over them?

    Keep going boys! The miles are ticking by. You will get there! ‘Mum is always right’, you know.

    By Mum Martin on Oct 1, 2009

  20. Mum Martin if Jenny B is doing an Ironman in Hawaii she will probably see Mick and Chris as she swims past!

    By Biff on Oct 1, 2009

  21. Chris and Mick:

    Everyone in the states is pulling for you. We admire your courage and all you stand for. San Francisco and its inhabitants will be waiting with open arms and hearts. When you are having a tough time of it imagine all the stars you see in that brilliant night sky and then imagine that is how many people are pulling for you. You are in our prayers - God bless and keep you safe.

    Chris

    By Chris Umbertino on Oct 1, 2009

  22. watcha lads you both inspire me so much ,i will be looking out that plane window for you ,hey everyone i will be blogin from Kona as soon as we get sorted ,be safe both of you ,keep warm ,love your hair an big love to bo.

    By jenny b on Oct 1, 2009

  23. For a moment I thought George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley had taken to the oars.
    Good to hear from Mick - not that we haven’t appreciated every word from Chris, of course. We’re keeping fingers crossed (except for when we’re signing) that these last miles go quickly. But please think of something else to do that we can follow on line or I’ll have to do proper plenaries at the end of each lesson.
    The Hamilton Lodge Christmas play is scheduled for Dec 15 and 16, so once you’re on dry land let me know how many tickets you want to reserve, Mick.
    Wish we could be there to see you arrive under the bridge; it’s ages since I heard Club Tropicana… x

    By Helen (from Hamilton Lodge but at home) on Oct 1, 2009

  24. Hey Mick…got your message, I was only looking online at your progress on Monday so it was ironic that you called the very next day. You must be feeling a rush of adrenaline knowing you are only a few weeks away from achieving your goal - have you managed to get all the film that you lost last time?. Some amazing pictures…certainly inspires one to want to strive for more! So…the big day is just over 3 weeks away…Sun, 25 Oct - think you can make it? You better get your arse in gear and start rowing…no sitting back taking in the scenery LOL! Keep up the good work, there’s a bottle of bubbly waiting! Lots of huggies, Mel & Sal xxx

    By Mel & Sal on Oct 1, 2009

  25. Well done Chris and Mick from 8N at Surbiton high school, keep going!

    By 8N on Oct 2, 2009

  26. Mick sounds like you could always write for a living - that is a cracking read me old mate. Have been following your adventures - and yr bro’s - with interest and not a little envy these past years, and good luck to you and Chris. Hope you do it. You deserve to and reckon you will this time. Unsurprisingly and unlike yr mate Dom, I reckon it’s all about the journey not the finish (go figure …), though great to get yr goal. And you’ve had one heck of a journey. If you guys come back via New York, plan a stopover and give us a shout. We’ll get you up the Rainbow Room for a beer and a bit of Deano nostalgia. Good luck guys. Top effort. ps, the bald look’s good for me. Get those razors out you pair o tarts.

    By Dominic (re 01) on Oct 3, 2009

  27. i was lucky to meet mick, and took a few photos for him when building the boat at a very early stage ,he is such a nice guy and i was very moved by his atitude towards life ,i sent him a little donation and he was decent enough to phone me and say thanks i feel mick and chris deserve national publicity ,and wish them well, best of all two guys flying the flag for england ,

    By alan letcher on Oct 9, 2009

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